Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Obama's Smart Meter- A Presidential First.

Obama has said that there is a need for each house to have a government "smart meter" to tell you when turn off your home's lights.

What's next, an Obama "smart meter" to tell us when we eat, smoke, drink, think, or have sex too much?

Here are some other "smart meters" we could use.

Obama has said that there is a need for each house to have a government "smart meter" to tell you when turn off your home's lights.
What's next, an Obama "smart meter" to tell us when we eat, smoke, drink, think, or have sex too much?

Here are some other "smart meters" we could use.

1. A "smart meter" that will make your TV screen flash when Obama is lying.

2. That will show you where the auto service entrance to the White House grounds is for your government guaranteed warranty work on our cars.

3. That will make your TV screen flash when Obama disobeys the teleprompter and ad libs around what his teleprompter is telling him to say.

4. That will call Hillary when Bill is fooling around when she is out of town.

5. That will call Bill when Hillary is fooling around when she is out of town.

6. That will show Obama's real birth certificate and birthplace.

7. That will show what other elected officials or appointed Obama officials are cheating on their taxes.

8. That will turn off Obama's teleprompter in mid speech.

9. That will show his Columbia college records.

10. That will show Obama and Eric Holder water boarding GM's Rick Wagner before firing him.

11. That will allow Obama's teleprompters to speak directly to Americans, thus bypassing him.

12. That will show if Obama turned off his lights Saturday Night during "Earth Hour"

13. That will predict and show in advance how much the stock market will drop each time Obama gives a speech on how he's going to fix the economy.

14. That will show the next ill conceived gun control idea.

15. That will give early warning of who his first Supreme Court nominee will be.

16. That will show where Obama is going to send Guantanamo "Detainees."

17. That will show Obama's private reaction to Iran's rebuff of his video recorded "peace initiative" that they couldn't refuse.

18. That will show how much money AIG executives gave Senator Chris Dodd's campaign in 2006 before he slipped in the provisions OK'ing bonuses to them in the pork bill this year.

19. That will show the next words like "war on terror," terrorism," and "enemy combatants" that Obama will change to something more politically correct.

Obama feels a continuing need to tell us how to run our households and lives. Perhaps we need a "smart meter" to turn his ideas off. Or, on the other hand, as Obama increases taxes for his programs and funds bailouts, he may take enough money from us to turn our lights off for us.

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