Ten Other Obama Alternate Gift Choices for Britain's Gordon Brown

1. A sweetheart deal on a house in Chicago through Tony Rezko.

2. A DVD copy of a sermon by Reverend Wright.

3. Voter registrations from ACORN.

4. TARP money.

5. A Teleprompter.

6. A college lecture on bomb making and bank robbery by William Ayers.

7. His Columbia Transcripts.

8. America's Guns.

9. His Original Birth Certificate.

10. Helen Thomas.